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Humorous and Magnificent Thanksgiving Writings

(from the hearts and hands of young children)

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Ben Talley
Nov 23, 2022
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Please keep in mind that these were young children whom I taught. They were still learning to write well. You may feel free to judge their formal rules of writing as a bit shoddy, but be slow to judge their hearts by the same measure. Their hearts are likely purer than yours and mine.


“I am thankful for my puppy. He waits all day tul I get home then he pees with me outside by our favorite bush most days he pees even more than me. the bush is dead. We need to find us another bush.”

(Well, if I were a bush growing anywhere near this kid’s apartment, I might be on the lookout for some yellow rain sometime soon.)


“I am thankful for bad guys. If there was not any bad guys I could never be a good policemans when I grow up.”

(You bad guys out there — thank you for keeping law enforcement in business.)

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